Otis Beauregard Payne wants you to know that Otis Beauregard Payne don’t sidestep for no one that ain’t his dance partners. Otis Beauregard Payne will tell you that used-to-could don’t keep it between the ditches, and looking back is just a town in the great nation of Texas. Otis Beauregard Payne will not back up. That’s how Otis Beauregard Payne avoids severe tire damage. Okay, y’all can start clapping now.